The Silly Cunt

The Silly Cunt desperately desired a sponge that they liked to drop. It should have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing to select.

The Silly Cunt desperately wanted a cup to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

The Silly Cunt owned a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been an odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Cunt wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is awesome. A toilet brush being the item selected.

The Silly Cunt wanted a can of coke that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a strange action, to me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. A can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Cunt carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.