The Talented Cunt

The Talented Cunt desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered an original proposal, to some, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be entertaining. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

The Talented Cunt carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly funny proposal, to many, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was out of this world. A bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Talented Cunt desperately searched for a vibrator to put down their trousers. One might say this is a funny activity, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

The Talented Cunt desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

The Talented Cunt looked for a set of lego that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a set of lego of all things.

The Talented Cunt needed a computer that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a computer is the item to choose.