The Green Cunt

The Green Cunt looked for a spade that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a spade is the thing to choose.

The Green Cunt desperately wanted a sponge that they would often sit and look at. It should be an odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Green Cunt wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a fairly curious proposal, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A can of Tango is the item to opt for.

The Green Cunt desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Green Cunt needed a hat that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be an exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a hat having that done to it

The Green Cunt desperately desired a dildo that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.