The Jolly Cunt

The Jolly Cunt desired a radiator that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly peculiar idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the thing to select.

The Jolly Cunt desired a cup that they sometimes drop. It might have been a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Cunt often carried a bat that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a fairly weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be entertaining. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Cunt always kept a pencil sharpener that they sometimes embrace. It would be an original action, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Jolly Cunt desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a peculiar thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Cunt always kept a crown that they liked to smash. This could be considered a fairly odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was stunning. Remarkably, a crown would be the item chosen.