Handsome Cunt

Handsome Cunt desperately craved for a sword that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered an exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sword of all things.

Handsome Cunt always kept a mug to smash. It is considered to be an odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

Handsome Cunt craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. A big sponge being the thing opted for.

Handsome Cunt always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly an astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

Handsome Cunt had a bottle of wine to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

Handsome Cunt desperately desired a sword that they would worship. One might consider this to be an odd proposal, to most, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a sword would be the chosen thing.