His Crypting Cunt

His Crypting Cunt desperately needed a spade that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a spade having that done to it

His Crypting Cunt desperately needed a cucumber that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. A cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

His Crypting Cunt desired a radiator that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was selected.

His Crypting Cunt craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

His Crypting Cunt owned a bat that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the thing opted for.

His Crypting Cunt always carried a bat that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a bat was the thing that was chosen.