His Determined Cunt

His Determined Cunt looked for a lava lamp that they would cuddle. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

His Determined Cunt always had with them a wig that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the item that was selected.

His Determined Cunt desperately desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese of all things.

His Determined Cunt carried a bottle of beer that they would often demolish. This seems to be a fairly funny action, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

His Determined Cunt desperately needed a pint of beer to eat. It might be a fairly extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

His Determined Cunt desperately searched for a stapler that they would often eat. It was an unusual action, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the item chosen.