The Exciting Cunt

The Exciting Cunt craved for a helmet that they sometimes put up their bum. It is a bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

The Exciting Cunt looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes worship. It was a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

The Exciting Cunt desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would often experiment on. It should have been a new activity, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

The Exciting Cunt needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Exciting Cunt desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered an unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Cunt carried a stapler to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be simply life. Remarkably, a stapler is the item that was chosen.