小白条在2019春节元宵给大家拜个晚年
各位叔叔阿姨、小哥哥小姐姐好，
小白条我也已经许久没有露面鸭。
趁着今天是2019年春节元宵，我不停地哀求着小智，帮我换上春节喵装，让我炫耀下，我那撩人的姿态 XD
以下是我和小智子的对白，请大家对号入座，自行联想...
小智：小白条，这个农历新年过得尽兴吗？
我：那得必须的，春节可是我最喜欢的传统佳节之一！小智子，你可否帮我一个忙？
小智：虾米？
我：请帮我穿上那套“喵咪春节服装”，我要和我的狗头帮兄弟拜个晚年～
小智：你鸭你鸭...，真是“拽猫多作怪”，Pattern多过Badminton！！！
我：（NND，每次要求小智子做一点事，就受尽冷言冷语，靠北！！！）
小智：我都给你穿好啦，你可以去和你的狗头帮兄弟炫耀去...
我：小智子你就是矫情，刀子嘴豆腐心。
小智：别在那里磨磨蹭蹭，快去快回，咱们一家晚上还要出去赴约~
!
我：行鸭行鸭，让我先舔舔我的脚趾，梳理一番，这就出去啦！
小智：喵星人我服侍多了，你是极品中的极品，超级话痨！！！
我：呵呵，朕就把你这句话，当作是赞美吧～
小智：唉，臭美又超级不要脸的小白条，我给你跪拜了...
最后，智白组合在这里祝贺大家：元宵快乐，事事顺心，嗯嗯嗯～
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