Or better yet, "here buy this Shungite stone, which is an ultra rare 3-billion year old rock only found in the mines of Russia, said to be the only known naturally occuring substance with 'fullerines', which take negative energy and suck it into a molecular structure, which you can buy for only $25 at Amazon. You can even put it in your water and it'll totally give you superpowers and not cancer"
hmmm 🤔