A Stupid Dildo

A Stupid Dildo often carried a big sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the item selected.

A Stupid Dildo desperately searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is an original proposal, to some, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the item selected.

A Stupid Dildo desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand to sit and look at. It should be an exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Dildo always had with them a computer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Dildo always kept a cup that they sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly surprising thought, to you, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a cup is the item to opt for.

A Stupid Dildo desperately searched for a teapot that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to select.