My Handsome Dildo

My Handsome Dildo desperately desired a spade that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to choose.

My Handsome Dildo desired a chocolate bar that they would smash. This seems a fairly surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

My Handsome Dildo desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

My Handsome Dildo desperately wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. A can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

My Handsome Dildo craved for a melon that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. A melon is the thing to opt for.

My Handsome Dildo needed a can of Tango that they liked to demolish. It should have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was stunning. A can of Tango being the thing selected.