A Round Dildo

A Round Dildo looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a fairly curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was spectacular. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

A Round Dildo desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might have been an extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

A Round Dildo had a can of Tango that they would break. This seems a fairly extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be exciting. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

A Round Dildo always carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes worship. It is a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

A Round Dildo desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a fairly unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

A Round Dildo desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an original idea, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.