Silly Dildo

Silly Dildo desperately searched for a hat that they would throw. It is considered to be a fairly curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a hat is the item to opt for.

Silly Dildo wanted a pen that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to choose.

Silly Dildo desperately craved for a custard pie that they would often worship. It was a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

Silly Dildo found a melon that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be spectacular. A melon would be the item that was chosen.

Silly Dildo had a pint of cider that they would sometimes drop. It might have been an exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

Silly Dildo always kept a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the item selected.