The Little Dildo

The Little Dildo found a magic 8 ball to rub on his belly. This seems to be a curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be exciting. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

The Little Dildo needed a hat that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

The Little Dildo looked for a teapot that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a teapot being the thing selected.

The Little Dildo desperately needed a bag of poop to eat. It might be a fairly strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

The Little Dildo always carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes smash. It was a fairly new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Little Dildo desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a fairly exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.