Cheerful Dildo

Cheerful Dildo desperately desired a teapot that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the item to select.

Cheerful Dildo always carried a toilet brush that they would drop. It is a fairly funny action, to many, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

Cheerful Dildo desperately searched for a bat that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly different thought, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bat of all things.

Cheerful Dildo desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

Cheerful Dildo desperately desired a spade that they sometimes drop. It is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item to select.

Cheerful Dildo desperately looked for a dildo that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen item.