A Purple Dildo

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A Purple Dildo desperately wanted a spade that they would play with. It should be a fairly odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the thing opted for.

A Purple Dildo needed a sword that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a sword being the chosen item.

A Purple Dildo always had with them a set of lego that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be an odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was simply life. Honestly, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

A Purple Dildo needed a rubber chicken that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

A Purple Dildo needed a pen that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a pen being the thing opted for.

A Purple Dildo desperately craved for a wig that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been an odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing that was chosen.