My Colourful Dildo

My Colourful Dildo desperately craved for a ball that they sometimes eat. It is a fairly odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a ball was the item that was opted for.

My Colourful Dildo desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to experiment on. It is a fairly unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

My Colourful Dildo looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes break. It would be a fairly funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was epic. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to select.

My Colourful Dildo often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

My Colourful Dildo owned a rubber johnny to throw. It was a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

My Colourful Dildo looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.