The Adventurous Dildo

The Adventurous Dildo always carried a mug to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an original action, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. A mug being the item selected.

The Adventurous Dildo searched for a bat that they would sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is awesome. A bat would be the thing that was selected.

The Adventurous Dildo desperately wanted a spade that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the item opted for.

The Adventurous Dildo looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a peculiar idea, to me, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Adventurous Dildo had a pencil sharpener that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be a fairly peculiar activity, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

The Adventurous Dildo needed a piece of paper that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be an odd thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the item selected.