His Lucky Dildo

His Lucky Dildo owned a cup that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a cup having that done to it

His Lucky Dildo desperately desired a set of lego that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the item to select.

His Lucky Dildo wanted a little monkey that they would often cuddle. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

His Lucky Dildo craved for a dildo that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was entertaining. Strangely, a dildo would be the item chosen.

His Lucky Dildo wanted a cucumber that they would often play with. This could be considered a bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

His Lucky Dildo desperately looked for a pen that they would hug. It might have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a pen being the item selected.