A Troubled Dildo

A Troubled Dildo desired a bag of poop to try to balance on their head. It should have been a funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

A Troubled Dildo desired a condom that they would sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a condom is the thing to select.

A Troubled Dildo needed a set square that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a different approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is stunning. A set square being the chosen item.

A Troubled Dildo desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a fairly curious proposal, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

A Troubled Dildo desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a fairly original undertaking, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a cheese grater of all things.

A Troubled Dildo looked for a set of lego to share. It would have been a fairly astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.