Fucking Dildo

Fucking Dildo found a lava lamp that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Dildo desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would often put on his head. It should be a surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was stunning. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

Fucking Dildo searched for a wig to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a wig was the item that was chosen.

Fucking Dildo desperately wanted a radiator that they would drop. One might find this to be a surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the item opted for.

Fucking Dildo carried a ball that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item that was selected.

Fucking Dildo desperately desired a piece of paper to rub on his belly. It should have been a weird action, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was sublime. A piece of paper was the thing that was selected.