The Tired Dildo

The Tired Dildo wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

The Tired Dildo desperately looked for a teapot that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the thing to choose.

The Tired Dildo needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Tired Dildo desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item selected.

The Tired Dildo desired a custard pie that they would occasionally break. It should have been an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

The Tired Dildo searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly new idea, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was stunning. Honestly, a can of Tango being the chosen item.