The Crypting Dildo

The Crypting Dildo needed a computer that they would throw. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a computer having that done to it

The Crypting Dildo desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly different thought, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Crypting Dildo craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Crypting Dildo had a magic 8 ball to share. It is considered to be an astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Dildo craved for a mug that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was miraculous. A mug is the item to select.

The Crypting Dildo desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been an original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.