Horny Dildo

Horny Dildo desperately desired a tomato that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

Horny Dildo searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be an extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be stunning. A Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

Horny Dildo always carried a CD player that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

Horny Dildo had a piece of paper that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. A piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

Horny Dildo desperately searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes eat. It should have been a new proposal, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

Horny Dildo carried a bag of poop that they sometimes demolish. It is a fairly different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.