The Determined Dildo

The Determined Dildo desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly an original thought, to many, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Determined Dildo desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would often experiment on. This seems a fairly unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a bag of poop having that done to it

The Determined Dildo always had with them a rubber chicken that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Dildo always had with them a cup that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a cup being the thing opted for.

The Determined Dildo always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

The Determined Dildo wanted a dildo to put on his head. One might say this is an astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a dildo being the thing selected.