A Cute Dildo

A Cute Dildo often carried a sword that they would often cuddle. It was a weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was opted for.

A Cute Dildo always kept a stretchman that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was spectacular. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to choose.

A Cute Dildo desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes hug. This is certainly an exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

A Cute Dildo always had with them a stretchman that they would often experiment on. It would have been an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a stretchman being the item selected.

A Cute Dildo had a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

A Cute Dildo desperately looked for a helmet to break. It should be a bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be exciting. Honestly, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.