A Little Dildo

A Little Dildo always had with them a bat to insert somewhere. It was a fairly funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a bat is the thing to opt for.

A Little Dildo desperately wanted a bag of flour that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

A Little Dildo desperately looked for a CD player that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

A Little Dildo desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to sleep with. It would be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

A Little Dildo desperately needed a cheese grater that they would often break. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

A Little Dildo desired a mug to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the chosen thing.