His Special Dildo

His Special Dildo craved for a ball that they would throw. It might be a funny action, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a ball is the thing to choose.

His Special Dildo desperately searched for a cup to play with. It should have been a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a cup is the item to select.

His Special Dildo desperately desired a pint of beer that they would worship. It would be a weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. A pint of beer being the chosen item.

His Special Dildo found a tomato that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the thing opted for.

His Special Dildo desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

His Special Dildo needed a ball that they would smash. It should have been a strange operation, to some, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was miraculous. Remarkably, a ball was the item that was selected.