The Tired Dildo

The Tired Dildo desperately desired a custard pie that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

The Tired Dildo looked for a sponge that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Dildo looked for a cheese grater that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly exciting operation, to many, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

The Tired Dildo owned a cup to throw. It might have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was fun. Strangely, a cup is the thing to opt for.

The Tired Dildo desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a condom being the item selected.

The Tired Dildo often carried a lava lamp to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. A lava lamp is the item to select.