Their Square Dildo

Their Square Dildo desperately looked for a bag of poop to worship. This might appear to be a bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Their Square Dildo always kept a cucumber to share. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.

Their Square Dildo desperately craved for a little monkey that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a little monkey is the item to choose.

Their Square Dildo wanted a sponge that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a sponge is the item to choose.

Their Square Dildo found a ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

Their Square Dildo desired a Harry Potter wand to drop. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it