Handsome Dildo

Handsome Dildo desperately desired a sponge that they would sit and look at. This is certainly a different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Handsome Dildo desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. A bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

Handsome Dildo always had with them a ball that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is an exciting operation, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the item that was selected.

Handsome Dildo always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered an original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

Handsome Dildo desperately needed a can of coke to play with. This seems to be a curious proposal, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. A can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Handsome Dildo desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.