Her Lonely Dildo

Her Lonely Dildo desperately desired a stretchman that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly new action, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Lonely Dildo always had with them a sponge that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is epic. Strangely, a sponge was the chosen thing.

Her Lonely Dildo always had with them a rubber johnny to put down their trousers. It might have been a curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

Her Lonely Dildo found a bottle of beer that they sometimes worship. It might be a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

Her Lonely Dildo desperately wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes share. This seems a curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

Her Lonely Dildo often carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been an unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese of all things.