A Confused Dildo

A Confused Dildo always carried a piece of paper that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

A Confused Dildo carried a bag of poop that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be an unusual proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

A Confused Dildo desperately desired a lava lamp that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a fairly funny activity, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to select.

A Confused Dildo often carried a CD player that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

A Confused Dildo always kept a rubber chicken to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

A Confused Dildo wanted a stapler that they liked to hug. This seems to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item chosen.