Her Funny Dildo

Her Funny Dildo desperately wanted a can of coke that they sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly exciting action, to most, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

Her Funny Dildo needed a condom that they would often embrace. It would be an extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a condom being the item selected.

Her Funny Dildo desperately desired a radiator that they would put on his head. It would have been a fairly new thought, to many, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was sublime. Remarkably, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

Her Funny Dildo desired a stapler that they would occasionally demolish. It was a funny exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

Her Funny Dildo needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

Her Funny Dildo carried a piece of paper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen item.