His Cheerful Dildo

His Cheerful Dildo searched for a bottle of beer that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was awesome. A bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

His Cheerful Dildo had a CD player that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

His Cheerful Dildo owned a block of cheese that they would experiment on. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

His Cheerful Dildo often carried a crown that they would often smash. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

His Cheerful Dildo always kept a bag of flour that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. A bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

His Cheerful Dildo had a set of lego that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.