The Lonely Dildo

The Lonely Dildo desperately desired a cheese grater that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Dildo found a toilet brush that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Dildo always carried a can of coke that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Lonely Dildo desperately wanted a set of lego that they would sometimes demolish. It was a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Dildo often carried a bottle of wine that they would break. One might find this to be a funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine of all things.

The Lonely Dildo desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be a funny operation, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A porno magazine is the item to choose.