My Bum Loving Dildo

My Bum Loving Dildo often carried a cucumber that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be an original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Dildo had a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a peculiar exercise, to you, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was magnificent. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

My Bum Loving Dildo desperately needed a toilet brush that they liked to worship. It is a funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was exciting. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Dildo desperately wanted a dildo to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Dildo desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is amazing. A bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Dildo desired a bag of flour that they liked to cuddle. It would be an odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the thing selected.