Their Crypting Dildo

Their Crypting Dildo carried a spade that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing to opt for.

Their Crypting Dildo looked for a dildo that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the chosen item.

Their Crypting Dildo desperately searched for a hat that they would often smash. This seems to be a bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a hat being the item selected.

Their Crypting Dildo desperately craved for a ball that they would put in the bath with him. It was an exciting thought, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

Their Crypting Dildo searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is an original exercise, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. A piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

Their Crypting Dildo always kept a big sponge that they would hug. It should be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.