Their Eccentric Dildo

Their Eccentric Dildo needed a big sponge that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Dildo desperately needed a stretchman that they would often demolish. It might have been a fairly astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

Their Eccentric Dildo desperately desired a dildo that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a dildo being the chosen thing.

Their Eccentric Dildo desperately looked for a teapot that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be an astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a teapot being the thing selected.

Their Eccentric Dildo desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally share. It would be a fairly different suggestion, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a pint of beer being the item selected.

Their Eccentric Dildo looked for a custard pie that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was awesome. A custard pie was the item that was chosen.