His Exciting Dildo

His Exciting Dildo had a big sponge that they would put down their trousers. This seems an astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a big sponge being the thing selected.

His Exciting Dildo desperately needed a set square that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item to choose.

His Exciting Dildo had a cheese grater that they would often break. One might say this is a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

His Exciting Dildo needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a funny proposal, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

His Exciting Dildo desperately looked for a pint of beer that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly weird undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to select.

His Exciting Dildo looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be an extraordinary operation, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.