Her Dodgy Dildo

Her Dodgy Dildo always carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was fun. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Dildo wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly funny operation, to most, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

Her Dodgy Dildo often carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly new action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Dildo searched for a rubber johnny that they would often smash. It would have been a fairly bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. A rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Dildo always carried a cheese grater that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater having that done to it

Her Dodgy Dildo wanted a lava lamp that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was epic. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item selected.