A Little Dildo

A Little Dildo often carried a cheese grater that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

A Little Dildo desperately searched for a radiator to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

A Little Dildo needed a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to most, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a melon was the thing that was selected.

A Little Dildo wanted a piece of paper that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was amazing. A piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

A Little Dildo always had with them a pen that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a pen was the item that was selected.

A Little Dildo had a sack of potatoes that they would play with. It might be a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.