A Orange Dildo

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A Orange Dildo desperately looked for a CD player that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a bizarre action, to me, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a CD player of all things.

A Orange Dildo needed a big sponge that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly original operation, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was entertaining. A big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

A Orange Dildo desperately needed a can of coke that they would sometimes eat. It should be a different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the item to select.

A Orange Dildo looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

A Orange Dildo desperately searched for a bottle of coke to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke of all things.

A Orange Dildo needed a cucumber that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.