The Nervous Dildo

The Nervous Dildo had a condom that they liked to eat. This seems to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing to select.

The Nervous Dildo desperately wanted a CD player that they would hug. One might say this is a fairly new exercise, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is wonderous. A CD player of all things.

The Nervous Dildo looked for a computer that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a strange activity, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the chosen thing.

The Nervous Dildo often carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to eat. It was considered to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Dildo always kept a melon that they liked to play with. It should be a peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Dildo desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.