Dodgy Dildo

Dodgy Dildo desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be an extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

Dodgy Dildo wanted a radiator that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

Dodgy Dildo desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

Dodgy Dildo searched for a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been an unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A melon is the item that was chosen.

Dodgy Dildo needed a bat that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bat is the item to choose.

Dodgy Dildo desired a spade that they would often put down their trousers. It was an odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was stunning. Remarkably, a spade would be the item chosen.