A Cute Dildo

A Cute Dildo had a helmet that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item to select.

A Cute Dildo desperately craved for a CD player that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

A Cute Dildo had a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

A Cute Dildo desperately needed a pint of cider to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

A Cute Dildo desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes worship. It is a fairly funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

A Cute Dildo found a stapler that they would play with. One might consider this to be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Strangely, a stapler would be the item chosen.