My Weary Dildo

My Weary Dildo always kept a bottle of beer that they would sleep with. It is a weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

My Weary Dildo often carried a CD player that they liked to embrace. It might have been a fairly extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

My Weary Dildo desired a radiator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

My Weary Dildo wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was out of this world. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

My Weary Dildo searched for a custard pie to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

My Weary Dildo owned a Harry Potter wand to experiment on. It was an unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was amazing. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.