The Grumpy Dildo

The Grumpy Dildo desperately wanted a CD player that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be an astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Dildo searched for a wig that they would often drop. This seems to be an unusual activity, to many, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was awesome. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Dildo wanted a mug that they would sometimes eat. This might appear to be an unusual idea, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Dildo wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. A sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Dildo wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly new thought, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Dildo wanted a bag of flour to try to nail to the wall. It was an extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.