Weary Dildo

Weary Dildo wanted a sword to rub on his belly. This could be considered a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item that was selected.

Weary Dildo desired a sword to experiment on. It should be an unusual thought, to me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

Weary Dildo always kept a stretchman that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

Weary Dildo looked for a rubber johnny to put up their bum. One might find this to be a weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

Weary Dildo carried a pint of cider to drop. One might say this is a somewhat surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was epic. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

Weary Dildo always kept a stretchman that they would often smash. It would have been a fairly peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing to select.